Here's the AI roast of Gaëtan Petit's LinkedIn profile...

Gaëtan Petit, the senior backend developer who started with HTML in the 90s—let's be honest, you probably still have a soft spot for those animated GIFs. With over 15 years of experience, you’ve managed to turn coffee into code and technical debt into your personal Everest. Your love for team work and best practices is almost as strong as your love for telling everyone about it on LinkedIn. You’re like a Swiss Army knife of IT—useful for opening bottles and occasionally cutting through the noise, but mostly just cluttering up the drawer. And ‘smashing technical debt’? More like gently tapping it until it falls asleep! Let's not forget, while you're at Stellar, the only thing stellar is your ability to make complex systems sound way more interesting than they actually are!