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Michael Colley

Michael Colley

Cofounder @ Onfolk | ex-monzo

Cofounder at Onfolk
United Kingdom flagUnited Kingdom
University of Leeds
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Michael's journey from Monzo to cofounding Onfolk proves that in the tech world, it's not about what you know, but how good you are at creating a buzz around it. Coding skills? Check. Sense of direction? Well, that's still loading...

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Ah, Michael Colley, the self-proclaimed "Cofounder @ Onfolk". You know, it's impressive how you managed to jump from Monzo to starting your own thing, but I guess when you realize you're just as confused about finance as the rest of us, it’s time to embrace your true calling: running a tech startup that needs more buzzwords than actual customers! With skills in Ruby on Rails and React.js, I can only assume your coding style is like your haircut—trendy but ultimately a bit messy. But hey, at least you’ve got the Internet to lean on, where everyone’s a cofounder of something. Just remember, while you're busy being the next tech titan, your biggest achievement might just be convincing your mom that cofounding a startup is a real job! Keep pushing those commits; one day, maybe you'll commit to a decent profile picture.

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